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Oasis' private parts
Noel Gallagher appeared as a star guest last week on Howard Stern's radio show - just days before the American shock jock jetted into the UK to promote his film, "Private Parts". The interview took place shortly after Noel's midnight marriage to wife Meg Mathews in Las Vegas' Little Church Of The West, complete with Elvis impersonator, on June 5. The Oasis guitarist took the radio interview in his stride, performing acoustic versions of WONDERWALL and DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER and handling Stern's typical banter good-humouredly. Noel joked with Stern and co-presenter Robyn Quivers about Liam, Patsy, Meg and the band, and was confronted with a phone-in fan claiming to be in love with him. Following are edited highlights:
'That Brother's a pain the ass'
Howard Stern: You and your brother are always fighting, right, and your brother is like the lead singer and you have to become the lead singer and it's just like a pain in the ass. What's his problem?
Noel Gallagher: Well, if I knew that I'd have even more money than I have now, cause...
Robyn Quivers: And I understand that sometimes it gets physical.
Noel: It does [lots of sniggering]... excuse me... [lots more]... we're not that close.
HS: We don't mean like that [laughing]. Was he a problem your whole life?
Noel: Yeah, he still is.
HS: He's a problem?
Noel: He's all right until he has a beer, and once he has a beer, he just becomes a lunatic
HS: Yeah, rith, so drinking is the problem.
Noel: Yeah, definitely.
HS: Have you, like, gone to him and confronted him and said, 'Hey, man, you've got to stop drinking'?
Noel: Yeah, yeah, many a time.
HS: And he just says, 'Buzz off, I'm not going to listen to you.
Noel: Yeah, he just grabs a beer and says, 'Lets talk about it'.
HS: Is he the older brother?
Noel: No, he's five years younger than me.
HS: Oh, so no wonder he doesn't want to listen to you.
Noel: He doesn't listen to anyone you see.
HS: Really.
Noel: No, we were out last night watching Radiohead down at Irvine Powers and he was going round pinching people's bums.
HS: Really, you can't do that.
Noel: Just like total strangers, man, d'you know what I mean? It's like, 'What are you doing'?
...
HS: When I saw you guys on MTV and everybody said your brother was not putting his heart into the song [CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA] I thought it sounded good.
RQ: I thought it was fun. I liked it.
Noel: Again, he was drunk.
HS: He was drunk. I thought it sounded good drunk.
Noel: I thought it sounded all right.
RQ: I like that sort of aloof sort of attitude he had.
Noel: Aloof! He doesn't even know what that means.
...
RQ: Is he here? Why didn't he come in today?
HS: Tell the truth.
Noel: Cos he didn't get until about 6 o'clock this morning, he probably only came in about two hours ago, drunk. Drunk with someone's bum in between his forefinger and their thumb that he'd pinched.
HS: So your brother was that drunk that he couldn't get up at this time in the morning, it would be impossible.
RQ: So you have to keep all the appointments.
Noel: Yeah, but I get all the money...
HS: Because you write all the songs, right?
RQ: He writes all the songs.
HS: Noel writes all the songs and his brother sings them.
Noel: I do everything and I get all the money.
HS: When you sing the song it's just as good as your brother singing.
Noel: I've been saying that for years.
HS: Get rid of him.
Noel: But the record company made us sign the contract. I can't sack him until he's 21 [laughs].
HS: You dude, get rid of him. You don't need the hassle. You're not his babysitter. Does he contribute anything to the writing of the songs?
Noel: Well of course he does. He doesn't write lyrics or anything like that, his sole contribution to our new record that's coming out was one line that went 'yeah yeah yeah'.
HS: What a contribution.
Noel: A profound statement.
HS: Well, it's how you say it.
...
HS: Your brother, now he got busted or something, so you can only stay in America for a couple of weeks and then your visa runs out.
Noel: Yeah.
HS: That brother's a pain in the ass, he really is. My heart goes out to you, man.
Noel: Oh, well, never mind.
HS: You should just chain them down.
Noel: We all have our crosses to bear.
HS: So when you have band rehearsals, does he show up?
Noel: No, no no.
RQ: He's out of control.
Noel: We like it that way, cos if he showed up, he'd just start singing 'yeah yeah yeah' and get in the way.
HS: And your brother and you got into a fist fight during the recording of the new album?
Noel: No, I don't think we got physical during this one.
RQ: They have fights where blood has been drawn.
HS: Any times onstage?
Noel: One time onstage he hit me across the head with a tambourine and I kicked him up the arse [laughing].
HS: And you wouldn't have it any other way?
Noel: No, no, no.
HS: The energy is good.
RQ: You'd miss it.
HS: Don't you have any other brothers.
Noel: Yeah, I have, I've got an older brother, actually, called Paul.
RQ: Can he sing?
Noel: No.
HS: Why don't you piss off your younger brother and put the older brother in?
Noel: Well, because he's really fat [laughing].
Patsy marries a rice krispie
HS: Marriage hasn't helped [Liam]. He got married, didn't he?
Noel: Yeah, he did.
HS: To some famous chick.
RQ: Patsy Kensit.
HS: Who is that?
RQ: She's an actress.
Noel: She's an actress. She was in a band years ago in England. She used to do commerciais and stuff for Rice Krispies, I believe.
RQ: Now she marries and dates rock stars.
Noel: Now she's married a Rice Krispie [laughing].
RQ: And she must be pain in the ass too, right?
Noel: Ah ha, no comment [laughing].
RQ: I think there is a little bit of Yoko vibe going on there.
Noel: I never said that, I never said that. We're talking about my sister-in-law.
HS: So now you've got to put up with both of them, right?
Noel: Yeah.
Meg, marriage and divorce
HS: Noel just got married. She must be a piece of ass. How did you meet her?
Noel: I was actually sleeping with her flatmate at the time, and then I met her and thought, 'Well, she looks nicer than her friend'.
RQ: So you just jumped over to the other bed?
Noel: Hey, I'm a rock star, d'you know what I mean?
...
HS: Is that (WONDERWALL) about your bitch?
Noel: Oi!
HS: That's OK to say, we're guys, man. I got very caught up in the rap community, I'm sorry. You just got married, right - why d'you do that, mand? You got all the girls, man.
Noel: You've got to do it, haven't you, at one time in your life, cos if you don't get married, you can't go through the actual joy of divorce, can you?
HS: You wanna go through divorce, you wanna try everything.
Noel: My mam always said to me, 'Experience everything you can.
Hs: You realise how many great songs you'll write about divorce? You think these loves are good, wait till you go through divorce, all the anger.
Noel: Yeah, the breaking up sounds like the best one.
HS: That's about your woman, that song?
Noel: Yeah it is, yeah. I wrote that a couple of years ago when she was my girlfriend.
HS: Whenever I hear that song. I think about a particular girl.
Noel: I was on Prozac at the time.
Don't marry her, have me
HS: Wanna hear some chick crying cos she's in love? This is always cool. Hey, Clare, are you crying?
Clare: Practically.
HS: This is Howard. I'll let you speak to Noel.
C: Ohh, please.
HS: What are you gonna do for me it I let you speak to him?
C: I'll shag you.
HS: Oh, you will.
Noel: Hey, what about shagging me?
C: I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
Noel: Be calm, child, be still.
HS: Why would you get married with that kind of adulation?
Noel: You wanna see my wife, she's beautiful.
HS: Really? What's she do, model?
Noel: No, she's a bricklayer [laughs].
HS: [To caller] So you love him, you'd do him in a second?
C: Less than a second.
RQ: You saw his wife.
C: Yeah.
RQ: And what do you think?
C: I think... [she starts to cry].
Noel: Calm down, go to the toilet or something, just calm down.
HS: What do you think about his wife?
C: I don't like her, Noel... marry me [very muffled].
HS: Did you knock up you wife? Is that why you had to marry her?
Noel: No, she wouldn't let me [laughs].
HS: Haven't got near her yet. Anything you want to ask him?
C: Can you come to my house?
Noel: Yeah, what's your address?
C: [starts to tell her address]
HS: Stop that, I think she can give you all three inputs.
Noel: All three implants.
HS: Inputs, not implants.
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